Cruel Jaws Blu-ray Review (Severin Films)

Cruel Jaws 5 Snyder Cut Blu-ray Review (Severin FIlms)

This film looks really familiar. I feel like I have seen it somewhere before. Basically some people get up to some trouble with a shark and yadda yadda yadda they get eaten and stuff. Typical I-talian CRAP. Bruno Mattei and Zack Snyder directs this - the Blu-ray is very confusing, there are two menus for the film or something with one of them saying Snyder and one of them saying Mattei and then there are also two different length movies but they're basically the same. Zack Snyder is way better than this, this must be one of the earliest films he ever done.

I am told this was also known as Jaws 5 and I have to say that Spielberg is probably rolling over in his grave right now. The man who directed Close Encounters and Gremlins and The Polar Express would NOT be impressed to see the shithole down which his movie debut went. I mean come on! Even Universal studios took out the Jaws ride, probably because of Cruel Jaws being a total failure.

There aren't even any boobies.

Blus Revus Movie Review: 🦈🦈 (two sharks because I love 300 and I am glad to see Zack went on to make better films)

This was me watching the movie

Blu-ray Review!!

Well Severin FIlms put this shit movie on Blu-ray for some reason and I have to tell you that we should not be wasting precious disk space on stuff like this. But Severin seems to thik this is worthwhile so I thought I'd take thier word for it and now I am a little annoyed I bought this thing. I even bought the novelization which I think is actually a little better than the movie because it probably wouldnt' make Stephven spielberg mad. The image does look the best I've ever seen a shark film, though, with lots of blue tint to it that makes sense because the film is about water. Also we have lots of different quality footage in here because they KEEP. STEALING. FROM. SPIELBERG.

Anyway though the film looks absolutely perfect - as all Severin movies always do. And they have included some audio on here and sometimes it seems like the mouths don't match up but that's okay because the water sounds sound like you're at the ocean, I'm not even lying. If you put your ear to your speaker it sounds like a seashell. Total emersion.

They even included extras but I hated the movie so I didn't watch them but I bet thier good. You know there good with Severn Movies.

Blus Revus Blu-ray Review: I don't know why the stupid images aren't working but the rating is 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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figured it out, here are the extras

nd in 1995, legendary director Bruno Mattei – here as ‘William Snyder’ – stunned the civilized world with this ultimate sharksploitation saga that liberally borrows characters, plot and footage from Joe D’Amato’s DEEP BLOOD and Enzo G. Castellari’s THE LAST SHARK (and that’s just the tip of a very litigious fin). Filmed in South Florida with a cast of now-ashamed unknowns that includes a Hulk Hogan lookalike, experience “the epitome of outrageous thievery cinema” (All Movie) – actually released in some countries as JAWS 5 – now remastered uncut in HD for the first time ever. Special Features: The Snyder Cut – Unreleased Japanese Extended Cut The Great White Way – A Study in Sharksploitation with Rebekah McKendry These Things Got Made! – Interview with Actor Jay Colligan Trailer